What is your real Name? Toby Middleton

What is your dj Name? Oi Cunt

What is your star sign? Virgo

What is your age? Mentally 18 physically 98

Where do you live? The closest hotel to where i am Djing

When did you first start djing? I affectively started to dj, when I started to steal my step fathers records and play them down the youth club in Warboys at the ripe old age of 7, until he found out and got a fucking of a life time, one of those minor glitches in my soon to be world famous DJ career. Yeah right

What is your Musical Style? Well to be totally honest I am a prostitute when it come to playing music, ill play anything any where, any time as long as you pay me well for doing so, and there is plenty of fucking beer, which is always nice.

Where was your first ever dj gig? My first ever paid gig was in a pub in Peterborough called The Posh right next to the football ground playing crap like Dexy’s Midnight Runners & Jive Bunny, fucking shit but I can always remember the landlady say what a great selection of disc’s I played bless her.

What is your most favourite record and why? For me that is not a hard question, it has to be the record I got such a good beating over when I was I child , which was a pink vinyl limited edition 12 “ of Edwin Starr – Contact FUCKING TUNE

Where and when was your best gig? I was 1998 in the middle of a field in Zagreb Croatia, I have never felt played or experienced anything like it and pills were a £1 a pop!! and I missed my plane for a week

What could you not live without in the world? My wife to be quite honest, she has pulled me through some very dark times in my life and has nearly always been there, and when she wasn’t there I was too drunk to notice. I would love to say music too but with the way my hearing is going I am going to be def as a post after this party lol

Do you have a lucky charm when you dj, if so what is it and why? I have experienced that Luck is for the ill prepared / your either good or fucking shit!

Who was the last person to see you naked? Your mumma and she loved it!!

What is the worst thing you have ever done whilst smashed? I could write a book on this question, only a month ago my wife told me after a good session I was running around a multi-storey car park butt naked as she tried to stop me to put my clothes on DOH!! but Ibiza holds the best stories and long my she keep them until later this year where I am sure ill do some more. Hey Stuart “here fishy fishy”

What is the biggest thing you have ever blagged? The biggest thing in my life was not a blag but I an very proud of it was when I came home to England in September 93 and played in Folkestone for the first ever time and was taken home by three women (oh shit that’s another story) and was offered the job in la parisienne, this is where my life truly started, thanks to Stuart peters, Slim Jim, Giles Quinn, Krazy Kev, Kath, Erica, chris Vanessa, Martin, Ricky, Ministry Of Sound and the creation of Juicy Tunes.

If you had to describe Martin Alison in three words what would they be? Really good friend

Full profile at www.tobymiddleton.co.uk